A Few Rules to Live By

1. If it's milk, make it chocolate.
2. Always carry a good book.
3. Say "I love you" every day.
4. Be like a duck, let it roll off your back.
5. Laugh.
6. Welcome the pain, for when relief comes it will be twice as beautiful.
7. Feed the cat.
8. Forgive. It makes the load less heavy to bear.
9. Smile and nod.
10. Always have Chapstick. Or a friend with Chapstick.
11. Apologize.
12. Always get the horse first.
13. Stop wishing for tomorrow when you haven't lived today.
14. Ask for help.
15. Humbleness is not a sign of weakness.
16. Spell check is your friend.
17. Not all French fries are created equal.
18. If it seems too good to be true, it is.
19. Always have a backup plan.
20. The best things in life take time--don't miss out due to lack of patience.
21. Always choose the Mac.
22. If you look for the bad in people you are sure to find it.
23. Sometimes a change of perspective can change the world.
24. Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
25. Everything is funnier when you laugh with a friend.